Jumping Jackson, it’s just joyous to jaw with you! Join us jaybirds at the jutting jazz junction and we’ll jeer and jab at the jade jeans of the jerks. Oh, you want to hear about auto insurance? Just jog with me and I’ll jam your head with jewels of knowledge! Don’t forget your jacket, joyrider. Let’s jabber. Auto Insurance can keep you jovial and out of jail, and keep your jalopy out of the junkyard. Judges and jurors will insure you receive justice if you face jingoism. Jot that in your journal! I wanted to play Joust but the jostling joystick was jammed. So now I eat jalapenos and juggle blogs. Don’t jinx my jive, it’s my job! Jeez.